Magical Soda Machine

[Deloria]

You get a gladius.

*inserts Gtalk*

[Yonkey]

You get Gmail!

*inserts raincloud*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a flash flood watch.

*inserts angry monkey*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a isle of monkeys
And we call it monkey isle.

*inserts a gambler*

[hercrabbiness]

You get him back, only now he's broke and in huge debt. The machine must have been too much for him.

*inserts Edgar Allen Poe*

[Deloria]

You get cynicism and depression.

*inserts aristocrat*

[PirateKingChris]

You get The Aristocats, the Disney movie.

*inserts Sherlock Holmes*

[Yonkey]

You get Watson.

*inserts a snowman*

[Deloria]

You get a puddle of melted snow and a

*inserts gold*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Flinthart Glomgold from Ducktales.

*inserts a castle wall*

[icarus]

you get an angry king Graham searching for the castle wall

*inserts a fortune cookie.*

[Yonkey]

You get Mike Fortunato!

*inserts peanut butter*

[Deloria]

You get a crushed-looking Peter Pan.

*inserts ooblick*

[PirateKingChris]

You get Bartholomew Cubbins.

*inserts Klu Klux Klam* (No its not a mispelling)

[Gilgamesh]

You get the flu, flux and a flan (from final fantasy).

I'll do something crazy this time. 
* inserts a empty pokéball *

Let's see what happens.
Will I get a pet or not?

[hercrabbiness]

You get back a slip of paper that reads, "FAIL."

*inserts LOL*

[tessspoon]

You get a basket full of 's.

*inserts sonnet*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a poet.

*inserts Beowulf's sword*

[Delling]

You get a chunk of Grendel.

*inserts poem*

[tessspoon]

You get William Shakespeare.

*inserts spider venom*