Magical Soda Machine

[Yonkey]

You get an ID card.

*inserts alarm clock*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a cock

*inserts savings-pig*

[restamper]

you get bacon

*inserts tissue*

[PirateKingChris]

You get crocodile tears.

*inserts a monkey's paw*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get four wishes. (I love that episode of the Simpsons!)

*inserts spoiled egg*

[tessspoon]

You get Nightmare!

*inserts a poiiiiiiiiiiisonous snake*

[restamper]

you get Cedric 


*inserts caterpillar*

[Yonkey]

You get a butterfly!   (Yeah I know. Predictable )

*inserts Little Red Riding Hood*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a wolf that has had stomach surgery.

*inserts a stick in the mud*

[tessspoon]

You get swamp ooze.

*inserts Cedric*
I don't want him; some else can have him.

[Gilgamesh]

you get an other talking owl.

*inserts rotten tomato*

[Yonkey]

You get a fresh tomato.

*inserts a pineapple*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get pineapple chunks.

*inserts fire*

[tessspoon]

You get a fire starter log.

*inserts IM chat log*

[Delling]

you get a humorous chat log... *wishes he had one to post*


*inserts a coupon for one free humorous chat*

we'll see what happens...

[Gilgamesh]

you get a invitation to a humorous chat.

*insets cool-aid*

[PirateKingChris]

You get poisoned.

*inserts a slice of watermelon*

[tessspoon]

You get watermelon-flavored lollipops.

*inserts Latin verb*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a translation

*inserts poison*

[Yonkey]

You get a snake.

*inserts a brain*