Magical Soda Machine

[PirateKingChris]

You get 5 pounds of raw hamburger.

*inserts beard hair*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a hair-creatoin cream

*inserts some of his own DNA*

[tessspoon]

You get a twin!

*inserts sister*

[icarus]

you get a brother

*inserts shoppinglist*
( \/ Drapt. Now I have to pay \/ )

[Yonkey]

You get a grocery bill!

*inserts apple pie*

[restamper]

you get an empty pie tin

*inserts waffle iron*

[tessspoon]

You get a pancake. How does that work?

*inserts brother that came out of the soda machine*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a mutant from Space Quest V.

*inserts a pair of pants*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a pair of jeans

*inserts a DVD*

[Yonkey]

You get a DVD player!

*inserts spam*

[Rosella]

You get Saline-ly Processed Altered-"Meat"! XP

*inserts ice cream*

[tessspoon]

You get ice cream cake.

*inserts sleepiness*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a bed

*inserts baseball*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a baseball field


*inserts passport*

[Yonkey]

You get a driver's license.

*inserts a thermometer*

[tessspoon]

You get a bowl of chicken noodle soup.

*inserts tissue*

[angel0fmus1c]

ACHOOO! You get a cold.

*inserts rugby player*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a basebal player

*inserts an apple*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get an apple pie. YUM!

*inserts the Rosetta Stone*

[tessspoon]

You get a rose.

*inserts favorite fantasy book of all time*