Magical Soda Machine

[tessspoon]

You get fortified milk.

*inserts Gilgamesh's current Asylum escape plan*

[PirateKingChris]

You get heightened security measures.

*inserts 7 swans aswimming*

[Delling]

You get a ridiculous number of birds for Christmas!

*inserts Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner*

[tessspoon]

You get a really full tummy.

*inserts a ten-foot wide rubber-band ball*

[PirateKingChris]

You get one of those giant rainbow colored balls you kick around in gym while on a scooter thing or while crab walking.

*inserts crab walk*

[Tage7]

You get Lindsay Lohan.

*inserts his wallet*  ...wait a second

[Delling]

You get your money and the contents of your wallet but not the actual wallet...

*inserts not having lab meetings*

[tessspoon]

You get free time!

*inserts vat of fryer oil*

[PirateKingChris]

You get heart disease. Sorry

*inserts monkey droppings*

[Elessar]

You get dropping moneys.

*You drop in an embossed business card*

[tessspoon]

You get a plain, but less expensive to make, business card.

*inserts REM sleep*

[Gilgamesh]

you get a brake (rem = brake in Dutch)

*inserts a evil needle*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a nice needle.

*inserts thoughts*

[Delling]

You get reflection.

*inserts sleepiness*

[Dangling]

You get sleeping beauty (what a trade!)

*you insert another magical soda machine*

[FataliOmega]

(You get a ferret of randomness)^2

*inserts The Madness of King Graham*

[koko_99_2001]

You get Cedric flying away.

*inserts my speech kids schedule*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a pack of rambunctious kids! AHH!

*inserts cold air*

[Delling]

You get a chill.

*inserts Beverly Hillbillies!*

[koko_99_2001]

You get black gold

*inserts fire alarm*