Magical Soda Machine

[Gilgamesh]

you get a sewing machine

*inserts the feather of king Graham's hat*

[Yonkey]

You get Yankee Doodle.

*inserts mustard*

[icarus]

you get a fake mustache

inserts a potato

[Delling]

You get this:

Sold and bought:
Potato salad--
Never brought.

*inserts invisible potato salad*

[PirateKingChris]

You get invisible spoiled mayo.

*inserts 10 jars of applesauce*

[tessspoon]

You get 10 very hungry babies.

*inserts babysitter*

[hercrabbiness]

You get a box collection of the best of The Babysitter's Club books.

*inserts Bill Nye the Science Guy*

[Delling]

You get Beakman's World. 

*inserts quantum mechanics*

[hula_chick]

you get a book about quantum electrodynamics

*inserts a letter containing chicken pox*

[Yonkey]

You get chicken soup.

*inserts rhubarb*

[Gilgamesh]

You get Yankee Doodle.

I always wanted to know what kind of bird that feather came from.

you get your doctors advice to eat more greens.

*inserts a bucket*

[tessspoon]

You get a flooding boat. Good thing you have a bucket!

*inserts frilly skirt*

[awesomeasapossum]

You get a refund of $12.49.

*inserts laundry*

[Delling]

You get clean laundry and a note that says, "Don't try that again, bub."

*inserts laundry*

[phoenix_flame]

you get a ticking bomb

*inserts wire cutters*

[Gilgamesh]

You get the detonator of the bomb

*inserts icecreamcones*

[tessspoon]

You get a bowl of melted icecream.

*inserts paint.net*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a painting of a fishing net. 

*inserts a jawbone*

[Yonkey]

You get a jawbreaker.

*inserts television*

[Gilgamesh]

you get the lost remote

*inserts mobile phone*