Magical Soda Machine

[tessspoon]

You get various murder weapons (including )

*inserts knock on the door*

[FataliOmega]

You get the IRS... 

*inserts KQIX Forum*

[Delling]

You get the TSL-Forum of course!

*inserts *

[PirateKingChris]

You get  .

*inserts  *

[koko_99_2001]

You get a calm stomach.

*inserts a boot*

[tessspoon]

You get all the men you just kicked with it

*inserts broken hard drive*

[FataliOmega]

You get a blank screen

*inserts the TSL-Forum*

[koko_99_2001]

You get deja-vu.

*inserts a piano*

[Delling]

You get chopsticks.

*inserts homework*

[tessspoon]

You get it back, completed.

*inserts for loop*

[Tage7]

You get a bloated while loop.

*inserts the sun*

[Yonkey]

You get a sunburn.

*inserts a quarter*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a dime.

*inserts toast*

[tessspoon]

You get a toaster.

*inserts empty milk carton*

[Tage7]

You get a glass of milk! Unfortunately, it breaks after it gets ejected from the machine and becomes subject to gravity.

*inserts dust bunnies*

[Gilgamesh]

you get some dust

*inserts a star*

[Deloria]

*The machine explodes. *

*inserts divinity to fix it*

[tessspoon]

All the pieces of the magical soda machine magically come back together into a new, better magical soda machine.

*inserts group project*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a team of people who do nothing

*inserts a pencil sharpener*

[Delling]

You get a pencil pusher.

*inserts lunch*