The Magic Soda Machine 2.0

[Delling]

FEAR ROBOT-NIXON!

*inserts Morbo the News Monster*

[Haids1987]

You get a whole stack of dusty old newspaper.

*Inserts a sack of potatoes*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a pleased Irishman.

*inserts Michael Palin*

[Haids1987]

You get a mounted deer head.

*Inserts a stopwatch*

[tessspoon]

You get a pair of running shorts.

*inserts copy of Harry Potter 7*

[Suzie]

*The machine is suddenly wearing the sorting hat*

Gryffindor!!


*inserts Hermione Granger*

[Haids1987]

You get a wig of bushy hair and false teeth with extra-long front teeth.

*Inserts a jack o' lantern*

[Delling]

You get Pumpkin Jack.

*inserts a wolf*

[Yonkey]

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts candy*

[Haids1987]

You get a bunch of rotten baby teeth.

*Inserts a faded green sweatshirt*

[Delling]

You get Shaggy.

*inserts Scooby-Doo*

[PirateKingChris]

You get some moldy Scooby snacks.

*inserts skeleton tshirt*

[Haids1987]

You get a tube of glow-in-the-dark paint, which you use on said T-shirt to make it all glowy and spooky.

*Inserts a calendar*

[PirateKingChris]

(but it already glows in the dark  )

[Delling]

You get a bonus week.

*inserts a box of candy bars*

[Suzie]

The machine gets fat!

*inserts Yonkey wearing a tutu into the machine*

Are we really brave enough to know what the machine will give us for that? 

[Haids1987]

You get a pink leotard with Yonkey's avatar on it.

*Inserts a digital clock*

[icarus]

you get an analog clock

*inserst left overs from dinner*

[Delling]

You get a digital clock??

*inserts gears and stuff*

[Suzie]

You get the Clockwork Nirvana of Mechanus!

*inserts dirty dishes*