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Offline Delling

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #500 on: March 31, 2010, 07:41:47 AM »
BRAN'D!!!  All cereal is now of a healthier bran variety... even things like cocoa puffs, rice krispies, and lucky charms.

I wish I had found some of these built-in MATLAB functions before I started writing them from scratch. XD

I wish, with apologies to our European forumers, that the Euro would fall in value against the dollar or at least not rise above 1.66 euro to the dollar (as this is the upper limit the conversion can take before I can't afford Cergy (I already can't afford Galway without some form of fellowship/additional funding)).
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #501 on: April 03, 2010, 12:18:35 PM »
BRRRRZAP!
The value of the Europ completely bottoms out -- unfortunately, this is because the entire population of Europe was abducted by aliens and hasn't been seen since.

I wish certain ones of my friends were less freaking needy!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #502 on: April 03, 2010, 01:13:34 PM »
CLING.  Your friend is less needy, but now the rest of your friends are as needy as that one.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #503 on: April 03, 2010, 01:57:17 PM »
*poof*  Su''erti'e was here, and it is gone again. thanks a lot Haids!  :(

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #504 on: April 03, 2010, 07:50:16 PM »
TINY'D! B'rrr has some serious cosmetic surgery and then kidnaps a prince of some fairy kingdom only to get zapped into a little baby B'rrr after the volcano is stopped from erupting since the prince's would-be girlfriend (would-be as in "if he weren't always being kidnapped and saved by her") and mother have corrected all the damage B'rrr caused.


I wish I could discuss grad school with someone who didn't have their own freaking agenda to push!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #505 on: April 03, 2010, 08:17:21 PM »
POOF: "...been working for my AA for so long, and I feel like I'm not getting anywhere!  I still have such a long time to go until I'm a librarian, but--oh, did you say something, Delling?" ;P

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #506 on: April 04, 2010, 12:38:48 AM »


I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.

I wish I could turn back time.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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« Reply #507 on: April 04, 2010, 02:01:11 PM »
Granted, ti'e is turning back, however you can;t stop it fro' turning back any'ore, so you end up having to relive your life as you lived it so far, untill you are born.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #508 on: April 04, 2010, 02:50:30 PM »
You got it.  I'm in your closet with a hockey mask and a machete! :suffer:

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #509 on: April 04, 2010, 03:28:13 PM »
Tadaaaa!



A giant inflatable banananananans toyha''er!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #510 on: April 04, 2010, 05:33:42 PM »
Oh god no!!! *we all die*

Thank you, B'rrr.... oh, you got your wish. You just caused the earth to radically change its rotation such that it is tidally locked with the sun. This sudden change has caused us all to experience an enormous tangential impulse. When we land, we will all be quite dead. Thanks.

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #511 on: April 04, 2010, 10:18:58 PM »

I'm sorry, Haids, he's the last prince left in the galaxy.
Aw, well, I'll take what I can get.  :P

I wish B'rrr had not wished that wish.
TIME WARPED.  B'rrr is about to wish that wish, but Delling tackles him and yells at him to change his wish.  Instead he wishes that Delling is a puddle of Jell-O.  Uh, oh...

I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #512 on: April 05, 2010, 12:58:12 AM »
Granted! next 'onth 'a''a 'ia will be playing in Seattle again! However, you wll 'iss it sadly, you are too busy with your pirnce who is dragging you to every bar in search for his.. eh'... queen...  ::)

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #513 on: April 05, 2010, 03:37:00 AM »
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.

Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now?  :suffer:

I wish I was a girl.

DONE! Oh wait, it went horribly wrong. B'rrr, I'm so sorry, but we actually turned you into Youtube's Fred. It was an honest mistake! Nobody could tell the difference between Fred and a girl.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

(I also wish this one hasn't been done already  ;D)
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #514 on: April 05, 2010, 11:08:46 AM »
DOUBLE POOF! Your first wish starts to be granted, but then the genie hears your second wish and removes every instance of wishing for a good wish idea from history -- including yours.

I wish I could find my clear nail polish so that I would stop biting my nails!
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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #515 on: April 05, 2010, 02:58:01 PM »
I wish that "Mamma Mia!" would come to Seattle again soon.
Would this be a bad time to mention the fact that there's a production of "Mamma Mia!" running in Melbourne right now?  :suffer:
*Sigh*  What a cruel irony.  :(

LAQUER.  You find your clear nail polish, Cray, but it's so old and crusty it only comes out in globs now.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #516 on: April 05, 2010, 03:00:21 PM »
Ti'e goes fast! instead of your lunchbreak be al'ost over, it is over! Enjoy!

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #517 on: April 09, 2010, 06:50:22 AM »
TADAA!

Congratulations, Rob! You're a little bit taller. How much exactly? A few nanometres.

I wish my daily commute to work was shorter.
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
« Reply #518 on: April 10, 2010, 08:21:30 AM »
MOVED! You now live just down the street from work... the housing is terrible, but the commute is great.

I wish this book I'm reading would quit playing ding-dong-ditch with the family drama story arch. :P
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« Reply #519 on: April 10, 2010, 01:20:46 PM »
POOF.  Your book spontaneously combusts in your hands, and your fingertips are singed.  But at least there's no more drama!

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