Or you all like having your heads. Cheesy
And yes, let's stay away from decapitation. Tongue I dislike the sight of gore, it being much less aesthetically pleasing than baroque furnishings. Tongue
Our heads are as nothing when held against the beauty of our Queene. 
Hmm... I had a strange thought. Gore, fashioned into baroque furnishings. I know it sounds crazy. And it probably is. Actually, yes, that's a really bad idea.
no... just no... baroque is garish enough without turning it into a Bodies Exhibit or necromancer's/lich's playground.
This is true, but the fact that *everybody thinks you're stunningly beautiful* means that either we're all biased, or you are stunningly beautiful 
And if we're all biased... well, that sort of makes the term "bias" redundant
Ah, but! You forget a third option: 1) we're all biased, 2) she is stunningly beautiful, OR 3) we are all stark raving mad... given our location and the subject matter, I would say our options are truly only (2) or (3). The probability of getting a lot of (randomly) crazy people to be biased the same way seems rather low to me. Furthermore, we are all in agreement and since "beauty is in the eye of the beholder", it truly can be determined by consensus of the general public. Therefore, crazy or not, we believe our local Queene to be beautiful and thus she is.
You *are* biased. 
You have to stay in favour so I never cut your head off.
Hrmm... a good point... HOWEVER, at the time, I hadn't even seriously considered the effects on royal favour that disagreeing with the queene's opinion of her own good looks might have... I do however like my head where it is. Still, you are beautiful. You have beautiful curly long red hair in addition to a shapely face (shapely... ok, I'm bad at this
)... accept that you're pretty or get a haircut.
Alternatively, there are people who aren't members of your court who find you beautiful. How do you reject Jafar's and my ideas?
With the same delusion she uses to reject everyone else's... where's CC to weigh in on this new form of crazy the Queene possesses? Careful, milady, you don't want to end up like Ludwig II.
