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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #420 on: January 14, 2013, 11:26:55 AM »
Imagine the chocolate sculptures you could make! It would almost be a shame to eat them. Almost.

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #421 on: January 14, 2013, 11:57:07 AM »
XD Almost. Now, pass me another arm off of that chocolate Venus. :P
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #422 on: January 15, 2013, 01:04:44 PM »
I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:
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YES! Half-man, half-chocolate!!!

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #423 on: January 15, 2013, 05:02:36 PM »
What monster is this?! :o
 
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #424 on: February 09, 2013, 08:20:24 AM »
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;B
That would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:

Just a pot? with all the people in here, that wouldn't be enough!

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I had a dream last night. :P You know how there are those 3D printers of wood and plastic? There should be one of chocolate. It will be called La Chocolocuteur! :D It speaks to me still. :yes:
We fear a 3D printer of chocolate would need to be a controlled environment to be able to stay in one piece and might not even be able to print even one thing. But, we guess that's not the reason you like one of those. :police:

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In a joint effort between my human counterpart in the mythical land of IRL I am attending a seminar at The Hanwell institute which means the TSL Asylum is on automatic, but I know from past experiences that's no problem. :scholar: The human counterpart is following the application process of a female doctor to that institute with peculiar interest. You see, said person has managed to 'push the buttons' of said human counterpart and vice versa. Naturally, if the Hanwell Institute doesn't get enough inmates, the doctor would not be hired. So, if any of you want to point whatever aspect of your personality to the Hanwell Institute and become an inmate, we'd very much appreciate it. ;)
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #425 on: February 09, 2013, 08:46:47 AM »
*sneaks a chocolate fondue pot into the Asylum* ;B
That would be quite impossible as the biometric scanners refuse anything that constitutes a high caloric intake to be taken with you but will be 'processed' through the kitchen in light of the patient's monthly sweet-programme. :pleased:



b-b-but it's chocolate fondue D:

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« Reply #426 on: February 09, 2013, 11:39:19 AM »
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #427 on: February 09, 2013, 01:36:37 PM »
I prefer womanservant, can I have that? D:

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #428 on: February 09, 2013, 01:42:33 PM »
Yeah, but she's Maid to order. ::)

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #429 on: February 09, 2013, 01:51:28 PM »
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #430 on: February 09, 2013, 02:34:36 PM »
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P
 
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #431 on: February 09, 2013, 04:18:01 PM »
I've committed my long-lost twin brother to the Hanwell Institute. :D
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« Reply #432 on: February 12, 2013, 06:34:18 PM »
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #433 on: February 13, 2013, 04:54:19 AM »
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #434 on: February 13, 2013, 05:40:09 AM »
Does it matter? It's chocolate! :D

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #435 on: February 13, 2013, 07:50:25 AM »
*builds a chocolate butler so he can request snacks from his new manservant or, if he's impatient, snack ON his manservant* :P
Let's just call him a valet, shall we? :P

CHOCOLATE JEEVES :D
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I'm sure he'll be perfectly capable of fixing all our problems. But now there can be hilarious plots which involve having to keep our living space refreshingly cool, as well. :P
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #436 on: February 13, 2013, 08:20:00 PM »
By Chocolate Jeeves... do you mean Cadbury? ;D

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #437 on: February 14, 2013, 03:58:42 AM »
the heck is that? o.O

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #438 on: February 14, 2013, 05:31:52 AM »
 :o

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #439 on: February 14, 2013, 05:39:28 AM »
It's like Inspector Gadget met Jeeves and Wooster. not sure if XD or :o
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