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Bad Driving Rant Thread
« on: February 15, 2013, 06:05:40 PM »
I'm sure I'm not the only one who's encountered bad drivers on the road. :P

Just the other day, I saw a fire truck with its siren on trying to turn left in a non-light intersection and none of the cars on the opposite side of the road were even slowing down...
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 06:59:32 PM »
Aaron...I was that firetruck.
 
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 07:15:28 PM »
Aaron...I was that firetruck.
:o

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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 11:56:00 AM »
Aaron...I was that firetruck.
:o

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It's difficult talking about something as personal as my orientation on the internet, but yes. I...I enjoy the feeling of power and road control and pretending to be a firetruck. The morons you mentioned who wouldn't move over are wise to my...predilection.
 
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 04:08:22 PM »
It's alright, I always wanted to be a submarine when I grew up. ;)
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2013, 05:00:32 PM »
It's alright, I always wanted to be a submarine when I grew up. ;)
Oh, Aaron! You understand! :D <3 I'm so glad you understand! :D
 
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 05:27:47 PM »
*whirs his propeller* :D <3
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2013, 06:58:59 AM »


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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2013, 12:49:17 PM »
That is a beautiful machine :D
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 02:31:51 PM »
Yep! That's me! :D Playing with the narwhals, cuz they are so awesome~
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 05:24:42 PM »
I like thinking of you as a sexy blue-haired submarine. :D
 
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2013, 11:05:31 PM »
You have to draw that now.  !!!
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2013, 07:14:53 PM »
Consider this:

You are driving in the right hand lane, and a slow SUV in front of you moves into the left lane.  You speed up, glad that you're free to actually drive the speed limit.  Suddenly, without warning, the SUV zooms in front of you, barely giving you enough time to break and pulls into the gas station on your other side.  You're amazed that you barely avoided an accident and thank the maker for at least allowing good breaks in your Chrysler.

You are driving in... Mother ****ing Cleveland.
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2013, 12:26:49 AM »
YIKES! O_O What on earth is wrong with people...
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2013, 03:37:14 AM »
Driving--where poor etiquette gets you killed.
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2013, 06:44:52 AM »
I'm pretty sure the Offspring already have a song dedicated to poor driving etiquete

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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2013, 10:21:08 AM »
I'm pretty sure the Offspring already have a song dedicated to poor driving etiquete
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2013, 12:14:12 PM »
You are driving in... Mother ****ing Cleveland.
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2013, 10:25:34 PM »
Sad thing is this is normal driving behavior from Cleveland residents.  Hell, this is the place where this woman got caught driving on the sidewalk to get around a stopped school bus... while kids were getting on the bus.

Luckily, she didn't hit anyone, but the judge ordered her to wear a sign on that street corner saying she's an idiot for about a week.
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Re: Bad Driving Rant Thread
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2013, 01:20:34 AM »
That's an interesting punishment... o_O I hope she was fined on top of that.
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