The Court Thread

[Petra Rocks]

Do we have any witnesses. 

[Yonkey]

My mom... but I doubt she'd remember.

[icarus]

another witness:

to the teddy bear doctor

why is the teddy bear to the the teddy bear doctor?

His owner wasn't hugging him enough.
......

only 3 people could have known what was wrong whit your teddy bear:
1  your teddy bear  himself (definitely not you)
2  the teddy bear doctor    (don't believe you are the teddy bear doctor)
3 the perpetrator

Now how could you have known he wasn't hugged enough whitout being one of those three?

[Yonkey]

Easy.  I never said it was my teddy bear.

[icarus]

that's treu but how could you know that teddy bear  wasn't hugged enough?
anly 3 know of it:
1  your teddy bear  himself (definitely not you)
2  the teddy bear doctor    (don't believe you are the teddy bear doctor)
3 the perpetrator

[Yonkey]

None of the above...  I used deductive reasoning.

[Pacman928]

the defence calls "mr. teddy" to that stand.

*walks up*  do you feel loved mr. teddy?  *mr teddy nods*  does neil love you? *mr teddy nods* does he hug you enough? *mr teddy nods and runs over to hug neil*

[Yonkey]

Awwww!

*teddy bear starts choking Neil*

Ackk- hekklp!!

*tosses Mr. Teddy through the air and lands on Pacman's face*

Ahh, much better!   ...Pacman?

[Petra Rocks]

Order in the court! Where's the Baliff. 

[Yonkey]

Order in the court! Where's the Baliff. 

Good question... I could have used one when that bear was mauling me.

[Petra Rocks]

The bear was mauling you.! Maybe you should be in court for possession of a vicious animal instead.   

[icarus]

Awwww!

*teddy bear starts choking Neil*

Ackk- hekklp!!

*tosses Mr. Teddy through the air and lands on Pacman's face*

Ahh, much better!   ...Pacman?

so now you tell us this is your teddy bear. Maybe this act was because the teddy bear was to much frustrated because he didn't get enough hugs. You even didn't want to hug him here but you threw him away 

[Yonkey]

He still wasn't my teddy bear.  Mine were never that insane.

[Gilgamesh]

He still wasn't my teddy bear.  Mine were never that insane.

Yonkey, I Gilgamesh take you to count for animal mistreatment.
You should shame yourself throwing whit animaltoys.
You must know that everything has a soul inside and now you almost killed one.

[Yonkey]

But... it was self-defense!

Actually, this would make a good case!

[Petra Rocks]

Actually, this would make a good case!

I think it is making a good case.

[Pacman928]

*gets up and limps back to seat*
your honor, niel was simply defending himself.  if he had not, he might have been severly wounded, like me.

[Yonkey]

Your Honour, look at what this vicious teddy bear did to this poor innocent child!   Clearly, a "hug" is the last thing this beast wanted.   This young man will never be able to use capital letters in his sentences again!

*stranger runs up and whispers something into Neil's ear*

Erm... the Defence requests that last line be stricken from the record.

[copycat]

Actually, I think I sold all my teddy bears in a garage sale about a decade ago...

What? *sues* (Oh wait, the Court can't sue by itself. )

Order in the court! Where's the Baliff. 

Are you petitioning for the position?

Your Honour, look at what this vicious teddy bear did to this poor innocent child!   Clearly, a "hug" is the last thing this beast wanted. This young man will never be able to use capital letters in his sentences again!

*stranger runs up and whispers something into Neil's ear*

Erm... the Defence requests that last line be stricken from the record.

The Court agrees.

* The Court has the last line stricken from the record.

The Court is inclined to think that sort of behavior of the bear was caused by its long absence from the accused's/defendant's influence.

[Yonkey]

*objects to inclination*

Let the record show that Mr. Teddy has no relation whatsoever to the Defendant.  This foreign bear is clearly some deranged circus animal that the Prosecution permitted into court.  In fact...

The Defence calls Mr. Teddy to the stand. [icarus can speak on Mr. Teddy's behalf ]