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Started by Raforever, May 29, 2005, 04:03:07 PM

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tessspoon

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Quote from: copycat on March 14, 2007, 04:43:47 PM

Quote from: racx_00 on March 14, 2007, 03:37:43 AMI thought about doing it but you were still acting like a judge. :P
How was I still acting like a judge when I was ordering a strawberry jelly sandwich and orange juice? ::)

Well, there was this post:

Quote from: copycat on February 28, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Pacman928 on February 25, 2007, 08:59:28 PMwe have grape, strawberry, banana, mango, and kiwi jellies.  we have white, wheat, extra fiber, cheesy, rasin, bananam and banana nut breads.
Strawberry juice wheat bread please, thank you!

Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 28, 2007, 03:32:12 AMDon't we need something to drink?

Anyone some fresh juice?
Fresh orange juice please. :P

Court extends recess due to its President not feeling too well

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2007, 04:52:08 PM
* files compliants saying this court is becoming too much a fast food servise and wastes it's time to put evil TSL-ers behind bars or into treatment *
Hope this will work. :P
Atleast its (mostly) healthy fast food.

Pacman928

*finally gets tess her chocolate milkshake*

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Quote from: tessspoon on March 14, 2007, 05:04:46 PM
Well, there was this post:

Quote from: copycat on February 28, 2007, 04:11:21 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 28, 2007, 03:32:12 AMDon't we need something to drink?

Anyone some fresh juice?
Fresh orange juice please. :P

Court extends recess due to its President not feeling too well
Thanks for finding that Tess. XD
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copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on March 14, 2007, 05:04:46 PMWell, there was this post:

Quote from: copycat on February 28, 2007, 04:11:21 PMCourt extends recess due to its President not feeling too well
The Court remembers said statement, however, extending the recess did not imply turning this thread further into the catering direction. Anyway, Court ends recess and is back in business. Its President's sickness-ordeal has finally ended. :pleased:

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2007, 04:52:08 PM* files compliants saying this court is becoming too much a fast food servise and wastes it's time to put evil TSL-ers behind bars or into treatment *
Hope this will work. :P
The Court would like Mr. Gilgamesh to specify the names of these 'evil TSL-ers' as it sees no persons of said group with said intentions. :pokerface:
The Court would like to extend its thanks to the caterers for filling up the gap during the President's sickness but asks that they leave now. If they do not, I will have them escorted out of the Court building. :bob:
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Pacman928

well, if the court is back in session, whats the case?

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Gilgamesh

the case of the evil salesperson who charges too much?
Because of the monopoly position of the salesperson he charges too much. :P
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Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Pacman928

hey, just because i play monopoly, doesnt mean i actuall have one :P

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copycat

Quote from: Pacman928 on March 18, 2007, 08:30:08 PMwell, if the court is back in session, whats the case?
The Court does not necessarily be treating a case, it can also be evaluating whether or not a case of worthy of being brought into Cout.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 20, 2007, 02:49:54 AMthe case of the evil salesperson who charges too much?
Because of the monopoly position of the salesperson he charges too much. :P
While it is true there was only one salesperson in the Court building, there were many more of them outside of it. If you think you were charged unjustly, take a look at the prices you have to pay to them. And besides, there is a a free market in this forum. Also, when you ordered an item at his stand, you entered a binding contract. This Court thinks people ought to think more before they enter a contract.

Quote from: Pacman928 on March 20, 2007, 08:13:58 PMhey, just because i play monopoly, doesnt mean i actuall have one :P
It's been a long time since I last played Monopoly. XB
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tessspoon

*picks up month and a half old chocolate milkshake*
*looks at it*
I don't think I want this anymore.
*throws out milkshake* :P

*sits back down in back of courtroom to await the next case*

Delling

Wouldn't such a milkshake be more of a chocolate milk? *feels a case over drink nomenclature rapidly approaching* :P
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copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on April 24, 2007, 09:20:08 PM*throws out milkshake* :P
Case opened: State vs Tessspoon
*fines Tess since  she did not throw the milkshake into a bin but just on the floor* Case closed. :pokerface:

Quote from: Delling on April 24, 2007, 09:24:20 PMWouldn't such a milkshake be more of a chocolate milk? *feels a case over drink nomenclature rapidly approaching* :P
The Court thinks it will not treat a case on drink nomenclature 8)
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tessspoon

Quote from: copycat on April 26, 2007, 06:39:01 PM
Quote from: tessspoon on April 24, 2007, 09:20:08 PM*throws out milkshake* :P
Case opened: State vs Tessspoon
*fines Tess since  she did not throw the milkshake into a bin but just on the floor* Case closed. :pokerface:
I did throw it in the bin! Someone else must have taken it out again and thrown it on the floor to frame me!
*refuses to pay fine*
:P

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tessspoon

I bet it was Reffus. :yes:

*glares at him* :jealous:

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Gilgamesh

*goes to his policelab to find fingerprints on the milkshakecup* :bob:

This could take some time :P
*goes to his desk and falls asleep for a while* :zzz:
*wakes up 7 hours later*
It's ready! :D

And the result is:
[spoiler]Only tessspoon's fingerprints are on it XD[/spoiler]
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

tessspoon

*questions the accuracy of said test*
Pacman handed the milkshake cup so his fingerprints should be on it too! :pokerface:

Gilgamesh

Quote from: tessspoon on April 27, 2007, 11:09:54 PM
*questions the accuracy of said test*
Pacman handed the milkshake cup so his fingerprints should be on it too! :pokerface:
well taken.
Now for the technical analysis of your question. :P
Fingerprints dissappair after some time.
It was 1 month since Pacman touched it so I couldn't find his prints on it.
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

copycat

Quote from: tessspoon on April 27, 2007, 11:09:54 PM*questions the accuracy of said test*
Pacman handed the milkshake cup so his fingerprints should be on it too! :pokerface:
The Court also questions the accuracy of that test since Mr. Gilgamesh's lab does not have any Court credentials.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on April 29, 2007, 10:00:17 AMNow for the technical analysis of your question. :P
Fingerprints dissappair after some time.
It was 1 month since Pacman touched it so I couldn't find his prints on it.
This technical analysis proves even the operator of said lab does not have the proper background to operate such machinery and interpret its results. Fingerprints do not deteriorate that fast. They can get smudged by other (finger)prints, but since the cup was confiscated shortly after it had been thrown on the ground the chance of that is practically non-existent. A more plausible explanation would be mr. Pacman was wearing gloves when he was handing out the milkshake, but I see no reason why he would be doing that, so the Court is seriously doubting the technical capabilities of your fingerprinting equipment. 8)

Quote from: tessspoon on April 27, 2007, 08:15:00 AMI bet it was Reffus. :yes:
If you have a written signed testimony of this person declaring he has been doing it, and makes this confession out of free will (which means the Court will have to able to talk to this person without interference too, to determine this), this can be settled fairly quickly.
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tessspoon


I, Reffus the Giant Suffer, hereby declare that I was the one to take the milkshake cup out of the trashcan in which Tessy first placed it using my telepathic powers. The purpose of this action was to satisfy my curiosity as to what a milkshake left out for a month and a half would be like. My intentions at that point were to replace the milkshake cup in the bin. However, due to recent traumatizing events involving my kidnapping, my telepathic powers have somewhat deteriorated and I was unable to continue the effort of holding the said milkshake cup up; nor was I able to pick it up again so as to replace it in the trashcan. I was then distracted and the event was put out of my mind until the recent accusations against Tessy began.

This testimony and explanations were given by my own free will.