The Unborn People's Threade

[Deloria]

This threade is dedicated to all the future forum members' kids.

The future parents may post on behalf of their future kids.

First of all, Shades' future son is really going to be an amazing monarch. The same goes for Petra's grandson.

[Jafar]

I hope my kids don't turn out to be crug addicts...

[Petra Rocks]

The same goes for Petra's grandson.

Thanks. I think. 

[Deloria]

The same goes for Petra's grandson.

Thanks. I think. 

I can imagine that's not *exactly* what you wanted to hear...

[Petra Rocks]

I'm 17 and people are complimenting my grandkids. Something is wrong with this picture. 

[Louisiana Night]

What's wrong is Jafar already has a crugged kid... Rafael.

[Jafar]

Oh brother...don't make me travel through time to certain death.

[Deloria]

Your great-granddaughter is also going to be an amazing person, Petra.

[Shades2585]

 Lets hear it for our queen who saw fit to lift us from the depths of peasantry and helped bring about the creation of such wonderful children and grandchildren.

I'm 17 and people are complimenting my grandkids. Something is wrong with this picture. 

At least they're not condemning them.

[Raforever]

Dear non-existant future off-spring,

WHERE'S MAH MONEH!

With love,
Your biological genetic traces sharing father



Sorry, couldnt resist

Well, I hope he's as crazy as me... well.. not THAT crazy

What's wrong is Jafar already has a crugged kid... Rafael.

OMGWTFROFL!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

[Deloria]

Lets hear it for our queen who saw fit to lift us from the depths of peasantry and helped bring about the creation of such wonderful children and grandchildren.

*is touched*

Dear non-existant future off-spring,

WHERE'S MAH MONEH!

With love,
Your biological genetic traces sharing father

To his Grace, the future sovereign:

Please keep the following in mind:

-Parliament should *not* be summoned excessively, tis all thy kingdom and under thy rule.
-Frequent progresses make you more popular.
-And lastly, but most importantly, do NOT marry any French Princess (either by the name of Katherine de Valois or Margaret of Anjou).
Have a nice day,

Th' former sovereign.

[Rosella]

As far as kids go, I don't think I've been that bad. I want my kids to be like me.

[Yonkey]

Heh, my kid(s) are SO gonna inherit the spam gene.

[Jafar]

Wouldn't it be cool if mine had afros?

[Deloria]

Heh, my kid(s) are SO gonna inherit the spam gene.

I hope mine do.

[Rosella]

Wouldn't it be so awesome if we all made our children post here? XP

[Petra Rocks]

Can mine inherit my titles?   

[Deloria]

Alright, to all my peers:

Your first son can inherit one of your more minor titles (in Petra's case, his ducal title) until you're dead, whereupon he gets to adopt them all.
In Delling's, Shades' and Petra Rocks' case, your first sons will be addressed as "your royal highness" due to the fact that you're all very powerful magnates. All your children (apart from the said first son) will adopt the style of "Your Grace". Your daughters will be called "Lady" and then their given name. Your sons will be called "Lord" and then their given name.

I think that's it, but don't hold me to that until I've verified it and please point out mistakes.

[Yonkey]

Wouldn't it be cool if mine had afros?

Dude, I'm so making at least one of my kids have an afro!

What were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, inheritance... hmm, I would possibly allow my son or daughter to become Forum Admin.   Not that I'd have much choice in the matter, since I'd be way past senile by that time anyway.

[TribeHasSpoken]

Wouldn't it be so awesome if we all made our children post here? XP

"My daddy took me to the zoo today. There were very pretty and rare owls in the aviary. Daddy says his court date is next Tuesday."