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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1620 on: April 14, 2008, 10:05:41 AM »
You get a black pearl.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1621 on: April 14, 2008, 10:10:17 AM »
There's no such thing. The Black Pearl doesnt exist.  :suffer:

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1622 on: April 14, 2008, 10:29:42 AM »
You get a toy soldier.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1623 on: April 14, 2008, 11:30:03 AM »
You get a glass of curdled milk.  :X

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1624 on: April 14, 2008, 11:33:14 AM »
You get a error message saying you entered the wrong password.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1625 on: April 14, 2008, 11:36:25 AM »
You get a blue screen and the notorious 0E error because the soda machine runs on Windows :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1626 on: April 14, 2008, 11:56:42 AM »
You get a bill for changing the Soda Machine's OS for Windows to Linux.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1627 on: April 14, 2008, 12:04:36 PM »
The machine gives you a boot right back!

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1628 on: April 14, 2008, 12:07:21 PM »
You get puppies.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1629 on: April 14, 2008, 12:09:09 PM »
You get a shrubbery and a herring

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1630 on: April 14, 2008, 12:25:48 PM »
The Magical Soda Machine bravely ran away!


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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1631 on: April 14, 2008, 01:35:49 PM »
The machine ate the lasso and you get a native american girl.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1632 on: April 14, 2008, 01:36:54 PM »
You get a third leg. :P

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1633 on: April 14, 2008, 03:15:50 PM »
You get ice cubes.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1634 on: April 14, 2008, 03:50:00 PM »
You get coffee.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1635 on: April 14, 2008, 06:41:13 PM »
You get Little Red Riding Hood.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1636 on: April 14, 2008, 06:42:35 PM »
You get popcorn and a soda.

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1637 on: April 14, 2008, 08:04:41 PM »
You get a headache  :S

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1638 on: April 15, 2008, 02:57:26 AM »
You get 10 very happy people :D

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Re: Magical Soda Machine
« Reply #1639 on: April 15, 2008, 06:40:50 AM »
After several attempts to employ these techniques on the magical soda machine you hear the narrators voice, "You get no reply", "Questions are a burden to others and so is your existence"

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