Magical Soda Machine

[tessspoon]

You get a black pearl.

*inserts the Black Pearl*

[FataliOmega]

There's no such thing. The Black Pearl doesnt exist. 

*inserts skeptical British soldier*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a toy soldier.

*inserts glass of milk*

[snabbott]

You get a glass of curdled milk. 

*inserts password*

[tessspoon]

You get a error message saying you entered the wrong password.

*inserts a different password*

[Nebel]

You get a blue screen and the notorious 0E error because the soda machine runs on Windows

*inserts ITguy*

[Elessar]

You get a bill for changing the Soda Machine's OS for Windows to Linux.

*Gives the machine a boot*

[Delling]

The machine gives you a boot right back!

*inserts kittens*

[snabbott]

You get puppies.

*inserts the Holy Grail*

[Nebel]

You get a shrubbery and a herring

*inserts brave Sir Robin*

[Delling]

The Magical Soda Machine bravely ran away!


*lassos it*

[PirateKingChris]

The machine ate the lasso and you get a native american girl.

*inserts his arm*

[tessspoon]

You get a third leg.

*inserts glacier*

[koko_99_2001]

You get ice cubes.

*inserts tea*

[snabbott]

You get coffee.

*Inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut* (look it up)

[PirateKingChris]

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts movie ticket stubs*

[tessspoon]

You get popcorn and a soda.

*inserts Huffman encoding*

[snabbott]

You get a headache 

*inserts the results of the beta testing contest*

[Nebel]

You get 10 very happy people

*inserts conversation techniques studybook*

[Dangling]

After several attempts to employ these techniques on the magical soda machine you hear the narrators voice, "You get no reply", "Questions are a burden to others and so is your existence"

*You insert a collection of emo music*