Magical Soda Machine

[Dangling]

A woman pops out of the machine and shouts Ooooooooooo baracuuudaaaaaa!

*inserts last shred of dignity and a dirty rubber band*

[Delling]

Uhh... the magical soda machine doesn't ask... it just accepts what it's given... and gives you a box of fresh dignity.

*inserts posting*

[Elessar]

*The machine, not knowing how to process actions, starting shaking. Some socks fall out.*

*Returns socks to the slot.*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a pile of lint.

*inserts roast chicken*

[tessspoon]

You get seasoning for it.

*inserts bass guitar*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a rock band.

*inserts *

[Yonkey]

You get

*inserts patience*

[Lenny318]

you get obedience

*inserts anger*

[PirateKingChris]

You get rage.

*inserts bottle of tears*

[Delling]

You get a hug from the soda machine.


*inserts riddles*

[tessspoon]

You get a book of answers to all the riddles ever written.

*inserts photoshop*

[Nebel]

The soda machine suddenly becomes incredibly pretty (and fake, but )

*inserts a bunch of books & articles*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a library.

*inserts original copy of Alice in Wonderland*

[Delling]

You get sucked through the rabbit hole.

*inserts Queen of Hearts*

[Tage7]

You get a King with a sword sticking out of his head.

*inserts a used napkin*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a used tissue. Bleh.

*inserts taco spices*

[koko_99_2001]

You get tacos for supper.

*inserts sweet tea*

[Delling]

You get the South.

*inserts the North*

[Dangling]

You get way more better than the south!

*inserts underwear tree*

[PirateKingChris]

You get it to start raining panties for 12 days and nights.

*inserts Meatwad*