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Magical Soda Machine

Started by tessspoon, April 05, 2007, 08:32:10 PM

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tessspoon

You get a black pearl.

*inserts the Black Pearl*

FataliOmega

There's no such thing. The Black Pearl doesnt exist.  :suffer:

*inserts skeptical British soldier*

I don't debate, I ramble with STYLE!

koko_99_2001

You get a toy soldier.

*inserts glass of milk*
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Catherine DaCosta

snabbott

You get a glass of curdled milk.  :X

*inserts password*

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tessspoon

You get a error message saying you entered the wrong password.

*inserts a different password*

Nebel

You get a blue screen and the notorious 0E error because the soda machine runs on Windows :P

*inserts ITguy*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Elessar

You get a bill for changing the Soda Machine's OS for Windows to Linux.

*Gives the machine a boot*
All that is gold does not glitter
Not all who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not touched by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king


Count Elessar of Cumberland

Delling

The machine gives you a boot right back!

*inserts kittens*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

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snabbott

You get puppies.

*inserts the Holy Grail*

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Nebel

You get a shrubbery and a herring

*inserts brave Sir Robin*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Delling

The Magical Soda Machine bravely ran away!


*lassos it*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

PirateKingChris

The machine ate the lasso and you get a native american girl.

*inserts his arm*
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

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TEAM COCO

tessspoon

You get a third leg. :P

*inserts glacier*

koko_99_2001

You get ice cubes.

*inserts tea*
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Catherine DaCosta

snabbott

You get coffee.

*Inserts Ladle Rat Rotten Hut* (look it up)

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

PirateKingChris

You get Little Red Riding Hood.

*inserts movie ticket stubs*
"Take it from someone who knows sick:  licking corpses is going waaay beyond demented."

Defender Of All Things Against Connor  :stabs:

Long Hair 4 Life XB

TEAM COCO

tessspoon

You get popcorn and a soda.

*inserts Huffman encoding*

snabbott

You get a headache  :S

*inserts the results of the beta testing contest*

Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

Nebel

You get 10 very happy people :D

*inserts conversation techniques studybook*
Owls are made out of the bits left over when they make toilet seats!

Dangling

After several attempts to employ these techniques on the magical soda machine you hear the narrators voice, "You get no reply", "Questions are a burden to others and so is your existence"

*You insert a collection of emo music*