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Started by Rosella, July 10, 2010, 01:55:25 PM

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Fierce Deity

I think it's from CSI. I don't watch the show, but I hear good things.  :P
Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

GoneTooLong

#21
Thanks, Kelsey!

This might help those who didn't get the CSI thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Quote from: kindofdoon on September 14, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
Am I missing something? Where's the pun?

Remember what the name of Episode 2 is  ;D
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

kindofdoon

That's a very loose pun, it indeed it is one at all.

Very funny video.

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daniel.dichter@postudios.com

Haids1987

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Quote from: KatieHal on September 15, 2010, 05:09:52 PM
Considering he intros his project by saying,

QuoteJust a few days ago the girls and gays at Phoenix Online Studios released their long-awaited adventure game The Sims Quest IX: Barbie Goes to Wonderland King's Quest IX: The Silver Lining...

I'm pretty sure he's not intending to flatter us.
Katie's comment in response to the @$$h*le's totally cracked me up!  I could just picture her rolling her eyes as she said it.

(Posted on: September 15, 2010, 04:40:07 PM)


Quote from: darthkiwi on September 16, 2010, 03:18:03 AM
- Off to the dentist
- Trying not to think about going to the dentist
- Failing
XD You guys are cracking me up lately!
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Delling

Quote from: kindofdoon on September 14, 2010, 04:52:51 PM
That's a very loose pun, it indeed it is one at all.

Very funny video.

What!? It's a fantastic pun! ::) I'd question your taste in puns, but since puns are often considered the lowest form of humor, that'd be a waste of time. *shrugs*
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

kindofdoon

So you're arguing that the two phrases

Quote"...clean your household..." and
"Episode 2: Two Households"

form a pun? It can't be a pun because the word in question, "household", it used in the same sense both times. If anything, I'd call this an allusion.

Daniel Dichter, Production/PR
daniel.dichter@postudios.com

Fierce Deity

Quote from: kindofdoon on September 18, 2010, 06:57:04 AM
So you're arguing that the two phrases

Quote"...clean your household..." and
"Episode 2: Two Households"

form a pun? It can't be a pun because the word in question, "household", it used in the same sense both times. If anything, I'd call this an allusion.

Yes, but I believe it was intended to spark some sort of comedic reaction. The phrase wasn't really meant to allude to the subtitle of Episode 2. He was trying to represent the redundant action of a character from a show. I wouldn't call it a pun myself, but it was intended to be "funny". However, I'm just choosing to look past it, because it isn't worth debating. 
Freudian Slip - "When you say one thing, but mean your mother."

Delling

Quote from: Haids1987 on September 24, 2010, 12:26:47 PM
Quote from: crayauchtin on September 24, 2010, 12:24:44 PM
Although as armies go, that's much smaller than my Teddy Graham army....
Chocolate armies are like the Canadian army--small, sweet, and less than intimidating. :P


(Posted on: September 26, 2010, 12:11:13 PM)


Quote from: Haids1987 on November 08, 2010, 12:04:09 PM
Paris Hilton
Quote from: kindofdoon on November 08, 2010, 02:46:35 PM
Mordack

Paris Hilton evokes images of Mordack in kindofdoon. XD XD Brilliant!
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

LOL, I haven't actually read that yet! :D
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Delling

Ok, so I'm a week late... hush! It's hilarious!

Quote from: KatieHal on December 06, 2010, 04:23:39 PMBut, seriously, I don't care how good the sex is, broken headboards and exploding pillows are not things you're going to miss!

emphasis mine
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

I laughed to tears when I read that too, Delling!  Good choice! :thumbsup:

(Posted on: December 13, 2010, 09:47:09 PM)




(Yes, I realize that this is not a quote from the forums, but it's quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen. :rofl: )
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Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
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Enchantermon

I'm really hoping that someone did this as a joke and didn't seriously think that was a cat...
So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!

Haids1987

LOL, right?!  I can't imagine picking that thing up...eeewww...:X
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Delling

Quote from: Blackthorne on January 03, 2011, 06:41:29 PM
Fowl language?  Who the 'eff is talking about chickens up in this piece?


Bt


I lol'd.
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

snabbott


Steve Abbott | Beta Tester | The Silver Lining

waltzdancing

I loved this quote. My brother was watching tv when I heard it.

girl: It's my Birthday so you have to do everything I say.

guy: How is this different from any other day?

Delling

Ahem... this goes here... for great win-ness!!

Quote from: Haids1987 on January 23, 2011, 01:35:52 PM
"Hello, ladies, how are you?  Fantastic.  Does your man give you tiaras, brooches, necklaces, and rings the first time he meets you?  No!  Should he use Old Spice body wash?  I don't know!  Do you like the smell of adventure?  Do you want a man to smell like he can lure a goat to a troll's toll bridge and rescue you from quartz towers?  Of course you do!  Now I'm on a horse."
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

Marquess of Pembroke
Duke of Saxony in Her Majesty's Court
Knight of the Swan for Her Imperial Highness

...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

"Let the locative live."

http://my.ddo.com/referral/Delling87

Haids1987

STATUS:
-Drinking water
-Checking the forum. 

Perpetually. ;D
Erica Reed is Katie Hallahan.
Leader of the "I <3 Doon" Fanclub

KatieHal

I have to also nominate Enchantermon for his version, too!

Quote from: Enchantermon on January 23, 2011, 01:43:38 PM
Hello, maidens. Look at your king. Now back to me. Now back at your king. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using maiden-scented body wash and switched to Ye Olde Spice he could smell like he's me. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a The Green Isles' ferry with the king your king could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with a golden key inside that unlocks a door leading to the thing you love. Look again. The key is now a diamond-encrusted tiara. Anything is possible when your king smells like Ye Olde Spice and not a maiden. I'm on a horse.

^_^

Katie Hallahan
~Designer, PR Director~

"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix." Christina Baldwin

I have a blog!

Enchantermon

So what if I am, huh? Anyways, I work better when I'm drunk. It makes me fearless! If I see a bad guy, I'll just point my sword at him and saaaaaaaaaay, "Hey! Bad guy! You're not s'posed to be here! Go home or I'll stick you with my sword 'til you go, 'Ouch! I'm dead!' Ah-ha-ha!" Ha-ha. *hic* See? Ain't no one gonna be messin' wit' ol', Benny!