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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #260 on: January 15, 2013, 04:57:18 PM »
* Deloria uses her epic mod powers to change the name of her threade to reflect her current ideals. :D

I officially welcome you to my salon! :D Royal patronage has become intellectual and I have become a précieuse! :D

There will be cake


in a fitting room


as we discuss and debate the merits of both cake and rooms. :D

However, in the event that a war need be started, a rebellion squashed or a tourney held, I will resume my other duties. :D

Oh, and the head of my super secret spy and assassin ring will be replaced with Queenie, my adorable pet octopus. :D

 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #261 on: January 15, 2013, 04:58:26 PM »
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #262 on: January 15, 2013, 05:03:27 PM »
Your Grace, your radiance and charm grows daily. I am entirely bedazzled. Please accept this humble offering of cathedralcake; I hope it will sit proudly beside the other magnificent cakes with which you have so wondrously bedecked your salon.



Though it seems strange I am assured that that is, indeed, a cake.

*kneels and offers cake*
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #263 on: January 15, 2013, 05:09:52 PM »
So Queenie's your top assassin, huh? Could she drop a cartoonish 4-ton weight onto someone's head from the rafters in at least 5 minutes? :P
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #264 on: January 15, 2013, 05:13:54 PM »
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"This is a very nice cathedralcake. I should very much like to have it. :P I do hope it's not a Hampton Court sort of thing where you've put all your money and effort over a decade into building it. :P"

"..."

"I said, I do hope you shouldn't mind losing it. It's hardly as though you need it; it's not, after all, your head. What a silly thing of me to say, I have no idea why my mind might have wandered there."

"I hope this offer will please you...:S"


It is magnificent! :D I do believe I have been very sneaky in acquiring it. :P

All my courtiers and friends and liveried servants shall be relocated into the cathedralcake! :D
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #265 on: January 15, 2013, 05:16:32 PM »
So Queenie's your top assassin, huh? Could she drop a cartoonish 4-ton weight onto someone's head from the rafters in at least 5 minutes? :P
Don't call her that! :( It confuses her! If you must, you can have a look at her file if you think yourself in need of her services.

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Random stuff: A royal blue octopus with gigantic eyes. :D She also has a tiny crown atop her bulbous head and is also a secret assassin (she hugs people too hard by accident, you see; she really has no idea what she's doing and thinks people are hiring her to hug people)! :D Her favourite things to do include bouncing and hugging people, nice-looking objects and plants. She can usually be found bouncing on top of buildings and she has a crush on the Superduperamazingcookie. :D She is a happeh octopus!   
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #266 on: January 15, 2013, 05:21:47 PM »
Alrighty, I understand. I think death via octopus-glomp is too good for the targets I had in mind, though...

That is, if I had any targets. Which I don't. :whistle:
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« Reply #267 on: January 15, 2013, 05:30:35 PM »
Oh, it's excruciating, believe me. :D It's like being killed by a boa constrictor except she leaves these weird suction marks that look exactly like hickies; it throws the authorities off completely. :D
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #268 on: January 15, 2013, 05:39:40 PM »
Yeah, but...being killed by something so huggable should be reserved for people who're lower on my hit list.


My hypothetical hit list, that is. :angel:
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #269 on: January 15, 2013, 05:42:44 PM »
But hitting them with 4 tonne weights would make it end too quickly. :P
 
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« Reply #270 on: January 15, 2013, 05:47:58 PM »
It makes such a delightful *CLANG* sound, though! ;D
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« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2013, 11:39:30 AM »
That Cathedral cake... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant... but once I had it... I might never want to eat it... WHY DO THEY BAKE THINGS LIKE!? It's so fancy and awesome that you don't want to eat it but so tasty that you do! :'( <~ 'tis a happy-dilemma tear :P
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #272 on: February 06, 2013, 02:59:23 PM »
My lady, those accusations levelled against me by malicious rivals are COMPLETELY UNTRUE! I am the innocent victim of slander, a tragic scapegoat on the altar of over-enthusiasm and common GOSSIPERS! :O

To that end, I humbly present myself at your court offering gifts hoping that your fair radiance will shine upon me once more. I present a rose:



And a rose in cake form:



And beg humbly that you will cast these slanders from your most gracious mind.

EDIT: I return bearing more gifts! A pair of tiaras. :P



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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #273 on: February 06, 2013, 03:41:54 PM »
Awww!

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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #274 on: February 10, 2013, 09:28:53 AM »
Oh darling, of course I forgive you! <3 You've fought for me and won and it was glorious! :D And to think that I was going to exile you! Now go and find me a place in the sun. :D
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #275 on: February 10, 2013, 09:38:39 AM »
* Deloria, Empress of the Britons  happily wears the Mellerio floral tiara and serves the post-duel rose cake to the salon. :D
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #276 on: February 10, 2013, 09:41:08 AM »
And of course, cameo cupcakes! :D Because cameos! :D And cupcakes! :D And wedgwood colours! :D



Now, let's talk about space. :P
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #277 on: February 10, 2013, 09:42:54 AM »
Yay! Forgiveness is sweet! :D

Like cake. And cake should be served with tea. :D



As for a place in the sun:



Maybe German East Africa? :P
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« Reply #278 on: February 10, 2013, 01:27:07 PM »
The Congo, I should think. :D
 
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Re: Le Salon! (Formerly the Court Threade!)
« Reply #279 on: February 19, 2013, 04:29:12 PM »
I am now hearing and trying the case of Darthkiwi, the heinous ripper of the asylum. Have you anything to say for yourself before we begin?
 
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