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TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back

Started by copycat, July 13, 2010, 04:38:13 PM

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copycat

Previously
The TSL Asylum suddenly starts to rumble and creak, like an earthquake is happening. However, the Manager knows this area is earthquake-safe, as no fault-lines(?sp) pass here. As he looks through the window, he sees a humongous crane lifting the Asylum-building. The name 'Phoenix Online' is painted on the side of the cabin of the crane with a telephone number. Calling the telephone number painted on the crane with his cell phone (since land lines have been cut due to the lifting) he gets told the whole area (aka Forum) is being (redesigned) but reassures him he will be put down in a special area reserved especially for him. The Asylum Manager leaves the Asylum via parachute and goes on holiday a couple of days.
/Previously

When he returns and looks at all the directions, he has no problems finding his home and he sees a signpost labelled 'Welcome to the Asylum' at the entrance too. "Nice", he thinks, indeed this looks like the area fit for the TSL Asylum, "Thank you very much Phoenix Online". However, when he arrives in this area there is no sign of the TSL Asylum. Luckily, when the 5th floor was built, there also was some kind of 'Beam me up Scotty'-feature installed for Staff which he decides to test just now. When he appears into his office in the TSL Asylum he notices abandoned buildings around. When querying the database as to where he is now located, it says 'The Dark Age'. When he tries to contact the building contractor again he gets an answering machine and no further response.
"This simply won't do", he says to himself, and places a few calls. Suddenly, in the Asylum-area, a new building arises from the ground. Unfortunately, floor 5 has gone missing completely, even though that was supposed to be the 4th floor's designation. So, this is floor 5.5, meaning it's got everything floor 5 had, but with a few new extra tweaks. The patients have also been moved from the old building to the new one, via the 'Beam me up Scotty'-feature, operated by the TSL Manager of course. Every patient's pc now has 'TSL-Episode One' installed on its hard drive, courtesy of the TSL Asylum's ICT-department. When a new Episode is released, it will be installed automatically.
Unfortunately, the Manager has no authority to 'sticky' a thread, which is why he hopes the 'Powers that be' would mind doing such a thing. Upon arriving in the area, he notices he also has a feature called 'Instant Message' he intends on using if he once again notices no response.
Floor 1-4 have been completely rebuilt, and now have the same features as floor 5.0, and the TSL Asylum Manager invites everyone to come visiting. He wishes to express that nobody can be 'drafted' as a patient before extensive evaluation. Actions can only be admitted for evaluation if done in this area called 'PoStudios Forum' and even then, if the TSL Manager is notified of these actions. He is a busy man these days.
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crayauchtin

I'm pretty sure I was never evaluated. I call shenanigans! How do you know I'm crazy if I was never evaluated? HOW DO YOU KNOW? *breaks down sobbing*

PS I think there's been tweaks in the building layout, I can't find the kitchen anymore. Snacks? SKITTLES! :D
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Luckily, we all jumped out before we were transported. :D
 
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B'rrr

Is there like a member list from the old 5th floor? just so we know which patients are at large.

Quote from: Jafar on July 13, 2010, 04:48:47 PM
You may not be crazy, but you're certainly crayzy! ::)

This forum needs more puns...  ;)
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I know, right? Anyone who hates puns should be punched. :P
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Delling

Quote from: tessspoon on July 13, 2010, 05:16:33 PM
Yay, I can visit all the crazies again! :D
...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please!  ;D
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tessspoon

I'm officially no longer waiter here at this fine establishment, sent in my  resignation and everything, now just a guest... but perhaps I can find my cactus and hula outfit, lost it in the transfer somehow...

crayauchtin

If we keep up with these terrible jokes, I'm afraid CC will punish us! XD
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B'rrr

*has the feeling it will become really bad really fast*

o wait, it already is!  ::) ;)
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icarus

Quote from: Delling on July 13, 2010, 05:31:15 PM
...and we crazies can get our monthly treats! I would like chocolate truffles, please!  ;D
Monthly? Now we have TSL we need at least a candy a week. (prefers a day)
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Hi crazies - just thought I'd come visit you all and give you my awesome salutations before casually walking back out the door again since I'm in no way crazy and have in no way been in the Asylum for several years.
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Jafar

*waves*
Nice to see you, fellow sane person! Keep up the good work!
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Jafar

Tis a grand day indeed, Roberta! And I must say, the EGA look is quite dapper on you!
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Haids1987

I've never been officially evalutated before either, but I'm somehow here...hey, is that a hula-dancing cactus I see?!
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MangoMercury

Why thank you very much, Jafar - it's a look I parade proudly!

I was admitted before the times of "evaluations" - in fact, I was one of the people who the Asylum was originally built for...  But don't tell CC that I admitted to that!
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