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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2010, 06:29:03 PM »
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #21 on: July 14, 2010, 06:37:28 PM »
Ooh, what sort of evaluation would this be? Might it involve those ink blots? Those always looked like a lot of fun.

*pokes hula-dancing cactus*
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #22 on: July 14, 2010, 08:05:32 PM »
*tazers Haids*

I think this one is ready for solitary confinement CC.

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #23 on: July 14, 2010, 08:16:14 PM »
*pokes hula-dancing cactus*
Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...

*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*


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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2010, 09:31:13 PM »
*follows tess, poking the cactus all the while despite the scratches and scathes now forming on his hand*
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2010, 10:01:39 PM »
There's something ironic about following a cactus around and poking it.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2010, 10:33:27 PM »
*notices nifty, and pulls him into an alcove just before a cat-guard passes by*

*whispers* Nifty, you're going to get us caught! There's cat-gaurds everywhere... and it's of highest importance that I get chocolate and sweets to the patients! Who knows what they might do if deprived too long! Follow if you like, but quietly. And no poking! :P

*checks the hallway, ninja-rolls out of the alcove (made rather difficult as she is still holding the cactus), and continues onward*

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2010, 11:12:40 PM »
I FOUND THE KITCHENS!!!

No?
That's a mouse hole you say?
Then why is there cheese inside?? CHEESE! Kitcheny cheese! From kitchens!
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2010, 11:25:30 PM »
*stumbles out of the alcove in a lame attempt at a ninja roll, then follows tess again, resisting the urge to poke the cactus*
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2010, 09:22:14 AM »
PS I think there's been tweaks in the building layout, I can't find the kitchen anymore. Snacks? SKITTLES! :D
Another new tweak to this floor is now the patient only needs to think about the snack he/she wants and it will be provided to him/her by kitchen personnel. Naturally, other rules will still apply. However, due to the grand opening of floor 5.5 I am instituting one week of unlimited snacks, barring any important safety precautions of course. So, order what you want (food-wise) , this week only, but don't bother other patients, visitors or yourself or you'll be sent into isolation.

Luckily, we all jumped out before we were transported. :D
There was nothing to jump out of. A transport link was set up between my office in the old Asylum and my office in the new Asylum. Every patient was brought into my office blindfolded and accompanied by two guard cats. Transport was activated for all three and then every patient was brought back to his/her room in the new Asylum. So you see, absolutely no jumping possible.

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I've never been officially evaluated before either, but I'm somehow here...hey, is that a hula-dancing cactus I see?!
I see you wandered into one of the holo-area's throughout this floor but that's okay, even visitors can use those.

COPYCAT!  MANGO IS SPOUTING NONSENSE!
Has she ever been doing otherwise?

Ooh, what sort of evaluation would this be? Might it involve those ink blots? Those always looked like a lot of fun.
Nah, it's just a behavioural study. :scholar:

*tazers Haids*

I think this one is ready for solitary confinement CC.

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The holo-cactus or Haids? Why? Are you sure you don't need some solitary confinement?

Oww! That is not necessary, I'm on my way already!! First, though, I need to locate the kitchens, don't seem to be in the same place...

*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*
Why do you need the kitchen? Furthermore, how did a live cactus get into this Asylum? That's a dangerous item! Something must have gone wrong during transport.
* CC  checks transport logs.
Aha! Found it!
* CC Reconfigures transport scanners to take care of the problem
, even though it's very likely this is the only time such mass transport needs to be initiated.

I FOUND THE KITCHENS!!!

No?
That's a mouse hole you say?
Then why is there cheese inside?? CHEESE! Kitcheny cheese! From kitchens!
Now really, do you think there's mouses on the Asylum with all these cats around?

*follows tess, poking the cactus all the while despite the scratches and scathes now forming on his hand*
See? It's even dangerous to visitors.

*notices nifty, and pulls him into an alcove just before a cat-guard passes by*

*whispers* Nifty, you're going to get us caught! There's cat-gaurds everywhere... and it's of highest importance that I get chocolate and sweets to the patients! Who knows what they might do if deprived too long! Follow if you like, but quietly. And no poking! :P

*checks the hallway, ninja-rolls out of the alcove (made rather difficult as she is still holding the cactus), and continues onward*
Upon relocating everything I have made sure past employees can no longer enter the kitchen through the biometric field, which now mimics the colour of the adjacent walls, so unless you know where it is, you can't find it. Kitchen personnel will only enter or exit the kitchen when there's nobody watching. If that tends to be impossible, there's always another plain biometric exit into an area only accessible by personnel anyway. That's actually the emergency exit, but not revealing the location of the chameleon biometric field is also of the paramount importance.
Also, there's no need to be concerned about lack of chocolate and sweets to the patients. Even on the 5th floor kitchen personnel made sure every patient had his/her monthly allowance of sugar. Unless this an attempt to be reinstated as Asylum personnel, but I must stress this is not the proper way.

* guardcats encompass Tess and nifty and escort them out of the Asylum, including the live cactus.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #30 on: July 15, 2010, 10:13:19 AM »
Who am I?

I'm Roberta Williams MangoMercury, the sanest forum dweller of them all who most certainly never has, and never will, spout nonsense.

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #31 on: July 15, 2010, 10:48:35 AM »
* guardcats encompass Tess and nifty and escort them out of the Asylum, including the live cactus.

*hugs cactus*

"It's okay now. Daddy's got you. You don't need to worry about those scary guard cats anymore.
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #32 on: July 15, 2010, 10:51:38 AM »
Why do you need the kitchen?
Because it's the kitchen, of course! What more reason does there need to be?

Aww, looks like I got us kicked out, Nifty. Here! *hands a B'rrr costume*

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #33 on: July 15, 2010, 11:21:53 AM »
B'rrr, Mango Roberta, QUICK START TALKING TO YOURSELVES!
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #34 on: July 15, 2010, 11:26:10 AM »
"Talking to myself? About what? I already know everything about myself. But this cactus--now he's interesting."

*looks shocked*

"Oh, I'm sorry cacty. You're a girl cactus. She's very interesting."
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #35 on: July 15, 2010, 11:47:21 AM »
Hey, Mangospoon, how's it goin'?
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2010, 11:54:32 AM »
Not bad, Roberta. What do you think the cactus should be called? She needs a name, I think.

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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2010, 01:50:27 PM »
I didn't say there were mice, just their holes.

Uhmmmm... if we're allowed unlimited snacks this week, how am I supposed to steal extra snacks? And since I'm pretty sure that's what I'm here for... I must be cured! XD

Of course, I wouldn't know since I have not been evaluated. In that case, maybe there's nothing to cure. I'm INCURABLE! XD No, wait, that's not right...
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2010, 03:30:05 PM »
*stealthily starts sneaking around, glancing around corners and staying the shadows in search of the kitchen all while the clutching her cactus like her insanity depends upon it*
I see what you did there, Bella. ::)

 
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Re: TSL Asylum floor 5.5 - The Asylum strikes back
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2010, 03:53:16 PM »
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