The 'guys lurving the girls'-thread

[koko_99_2001]

*sigh* so many hard feelings... Can't we just say everyone's beautiful and just leave it at that?

Sure thing, beautiful!

Glad you agree, beautiful!

[copycat]

*sigh* so many hard feelings... Can't we just say everyone's beautiful and just leave it at that?

That would be too easy. Anyway, there's plenty of beautiful women left.

[J-ROC]

No such thing as "too easy".

"Too easy" is a statement for people who don't like efficency.  Like going for groceries in a huge SUV, geting twenty bags of groceries, and taking one bag at a time back home.

[InvertedSilence]

Exactly, now just replace "groceries" with beautiful women.  

[Questing Character]

That would make you a playa, Inverted.

[InvertedSilence]

Heh, I wish.  

[copycat]

"Too easy" is a statement for people who don't like efficency.  Like going for groceries in a huge SUV, geting twenty bags of groceries, and taking one bag at a time back home.

Luckily I don't have a big SUV, and I don't get twenty bags of groceries at one time. Furthermore, it's much more energy-efficient if you go there by bike and put those bags in your bike-pouches. (?) I admit you can't put twenty bags of groceries in them, but then again, you shouldn't wait that long before returning so you have to get 20 bags.
BTW, I only flirt with one woman at a time. Currently I'm flirtless.

[InvertedSilence]

Currently I'm flirtless

Me too...
It's not good for my health...

[J-ROC]

I flirt with waitresses a lot.

I also have a flirting recipient that flirts back, but I want it to be more than flirting and I'm almost certain she doesn't want me.  It's not good for my health either.

[Rune_of_Westhaven]

Furthermore, it's much more energy-efficient if you go there by bike and put those bags in your bike-pouches. (?)

Saddlebags.

[copycat]

I flirt with waitresses a lot.

I also have a flirting recipient that flirts back, but I want it to be more than flirting and I'm almost certain she doesn't want me.  It's not good for my health either.

Is she one of those waitresses? And I agree, if flirting doesn't lead to anything more, it's better to drop it.

Saddlebags.

* copycat thanks rune800 for providing the right word.

My mind links saddle to horse, and not bikes, by default. And furthermore, they're not attached to the saddle either.

[InvertedSilence]

I flirt with waitresses a lot.

I've had better experiences with attractive cashiers than waitresses. Which is kinda weird considering that you see them less frequently, unless you shop at the same stores a lot.

[J-ROC]

I'm just goofy and make retarded jokes.  It apparently works.  Unless they're really good at fake laughing, which is also a possibility.

[Tolin]

J,

It's my experience that many women are -very-
good at fake laughs  

But, my brother, you've got the looks... then there's me, consider how two dimensional I am [see the picture to the side]....  honestly!  

Heh...  nothing seems to work for me, except being myself...  I just don't flirt much.

~Tolin [nate]

[J-ROC]

But, my brother, you've got the looks... then there's me, consider how two dimensional I am [see the picture to the side]....  honestly!  

 Are you making a pass at me?!

Heh...  nothing seems to work for me, except being myself...  I just don't flirt much.

For me to be goofy and flirty IS in fact me being myself, but using it as an outwardly defense for my shyness.

[Questing Character]

I think James has accused nearly every guy on the forum of making passes at him....
Anyone else think he might be hinting at something?  Via wishful thinking?

[Tolin]

*smirks*

Uh, no... no passes here.  I'm strictly heterosexual.

Geez!  

Tolin - "Lurv's the girls"

[J-ROC]

I think James has accused nearly every guy on the forum of making passes at him....
Anyone else think he might be hinting at something?  Via wishful thinking?

When you're as sexy as me, you just never know who'll be hitting on you.  And I don't ask the girls because I don't need to ask.  I can assume they are.

[Say]

hahaha you guys are hilarious

As to add to that comment, not only girls are fake and not all the girls are the same, I believe some of us (like me, lol) are actually mean and don't even smile back or care for strangers jokes I've got told that at work before, I'm mean with strangers who actually try to flirt with me without knowing me, to me that seems fake... ask Michael how long he was trying to make me believe the things he said to me

When I first met James, he wasn't really flirty (from my point of view), he was actually REALLY nice a guy and his jokes were true jokes, not really cheesy stupid pick up lines that men think some women are as retarded as to fall for them...


I think I had a point somewhere in there... lol

[Tolin]

Say,

In my own defense, I didn't qualify my statement very well at all [the whole 'girls are good at fake laughs' thing] - in no way did I mean to sound biased or bitter...  I'd be the first to admit that I [and the rest of my gender] have faults - we're kind of a double edged species though, aren't we?  

If you felt that you were put on the defensive in -any- way, I honestly did not mean it that way, and I apologize for any such offense...  I realized that some of my earlier statements did not factor in both sides of the argument.  This may not all apply and I may be making something of a fool of myself for overreacting and reading too much into your statement, but I would feel bad if anyone took any undue offense at something I said in a moment of stupidity.

I think I have way too many of those.

Tolin
"...I feel the need to explain myself.  Or maybe I just need to vent."

[Heh...  it sounds like I'm making excuses...  I had a girl tell me once how she hated it when guys would try to excuse their actions...  I tried to never have to excuse myself around her.  I hope I'm not doing that now.  Stupid memories...]