And with a final magical blow, Graham vanquished Shadrack once and for all.
Graham triumphantly stood over the smoldering crater where Shadrack used to be. He leaned forward and whispered to the smoke, "Looks like you've been poofed, motherf--"
Suddenly, Crispin teleported in, bearing Cedric majestically on his shoulder.
"Graham," he spoke, "I know you've let a lot of your family die in this last chapter due to a lot of player mistakes, trial-and-error gameplay, and possibly multiple endings. But fear not, for I have the solution to all your problems!"
"Crispin!" Graham beamed, "Cedric! My joy knows no limits!"
And Graham, still athletic in his old age, barreled over and gave Crispin a great big bear hug. Cedric hastily flew off Crispin's shoulder, for he realized that he was now starring in King's Quest slash fiction. He perched atop a tree and watched in horror as Graham and Crispin rolled around in Shadrack's gory remains together.
"Blimey," he muttered.