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Started by Raforever, May 29, 2005, 04:03:07 PM

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Pacman928


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Delling

hmm... I think it's safe to say that we're better off leaving the evidence where it is now...  :X  :no:
Noli me tangere! Nescio ubi fuisti!
Don't touch me! I don't know where you've been!

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...resistance was obviously useless against a family that could invent italics.

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Gilgamesh

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 01:01:14 PM
:o thats my evidence!!
Then you shouldn't leave it on the desk where I can take it. :P
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Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Deloria

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 01:01:14 PM
:o thats my evidence!!
You could sue him, it's the right thread. ::)  :P
 
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copycat

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 15, 2006, 05:49:07 PMmaybe THAT wasnt the real cc!!  dont listen to him!!  the cloning machine is going around!!
The president of the Court would like to inform Mr. Pacman that he has certain security measures at his disposal to ascertain that nobody puts him in any cloning machine.

Quote from: Deloria on November 16, 2006, 08:33:10 AMCC is real and that was he posting! That was definitely the real CC. :P
The Court wishes to express its gratitude against Miss Deloria for defending its president's stance.

Quote from: Yonkey on November 16, 2006, 08:47:41 AMInteresting... so if Mr. Teddy keeps "hugging" that way, will he get thrown out too? ;-D
If Mister Teddy will not refrain himself from acting that way, the Court will take any means at its disposal to make sure he doesn't.:scholar:

Quote from: racx_00 on November 16, 2006, 11:45:43 AM...and into the Asylum XD
I thought Pacman already was in the Asylum, but has been given temporary leaves to appear in this Courtroom, escorted of course. :pleased:

Quote from: Yonkey on November 16, 2006, 12:08:20 PMIs Mr. Teddy's padded cell ready? :)

XB
Why would Mister Teddy need a padded cell?

Quote from: racx_00 on November 16, 2006, 12:21:47 PMI was thinking a cage maybe more suitable for him! XD
The Court objects to putting sentient beings in cages, unless absolutely necessary.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 16, 2006, 01:43:46 PMYonkey must teach the bear not to hugg him to good.
Mr. bear has become older and stronger, and doesn't know how to hugg other than using all his power in the hugg. XD
To make a long story short.
The bear needs soft-hugging-training. :raf:
The Court thinks Mister Yonkey might not be the best-suited person to conduct the soft-hugging-training, as Mister Gilgamesh suggested.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 17, 2006, 01:10:14 PMOn record:
See it's easy if you know what to say. :P
The Court appoints Mister Gilgamesh as possible soft-hugging-trainer for Mister Teddy.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 19, 2006, 11:16:23 AMIt seems court's is taking a break.
Well in that case.
* takes out his sandwiches and starts to eat them * :P
Please do not eat or drink anything inside the Courtroom. There is a cafeteria located in the building where you can do that. Thank you for your consideration.

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 19, 2006, 01:01:14 PM:o thats my evidence!!
How can Gilgamesh's sandwiches be your evidence?

Quote from: Delling on November 19, 2006, 01:16:13 PMhmm... I think it's safe to say that we're better off leaving the evidence where it is now...  :X  :no:
Once deposited, the evidence must always be left on the evidence table.

Quote from: Deloria on November 19, 2006, 02:43:12 PMYou could sue him, it's the right thread. ::)  :P
Unfortunately, not the right time. This Court is currently still bending over the case of Mister Teddy and Mister Yonkey.
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racx_00

Well I was referring to the teddy bear being thrown in a cage. But if you believe that pacman should be thrown in a cage then I can't complain... :P
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Gilgamesh

I can get Mr. Teddy!
Great, now my plans to conquer the world will come true!! ;D
Did I just said something about worlddomination? :P
Well, Teddy come to me to get your aggression hugging training.
:P
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Insanity is my creation
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Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

icarus

You want to talk to him so he will plan a way to take over the world?
That is realy mean.

And mr teddy accept his hugging therapy. He only suggest that Yonkey should follow such a training too so it never happens again that a teddy of yonkey will sue him for not hugging.
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Pacman928

Quote from: racx_00 on November 19, 2006, 04:33:25 PM
Well I was referring to the teddy bear being thrown in a cage. But if you believe that pacman should be thrown in a cage then I can't complain... :P

why am i being caged?!?!  were all prisoners of the man.

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Yonkey

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 20, 2006, 02:59:42 PM
were all prisoners of the man.
Well, it's better than being a prisoner of Mr. Teddy. ;P
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racx_00

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 20, 2006, 02:59:42 PM
why am i being caged?!?!  were all prisoners of the man.
I'm sorry... but it's the doctors orders. :-\ :P
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copycat

Quote from: racx_00 on November 19, 2006, 04:33:25 PMWell I was referring to the teddy bear being thrown in a cage. But if you believe that pacman should be thrown in a cage then I can't complain... :P
The Court was referring to Mister Teddy as being a sentient being.

Quote from: Gilgamesh on November 20, 2006, 11:35:41 AMI can get Mr. Teddy!
Great, now my plans to conquer the world will come true!! ;D
Did I just said something about worlddomination? :P
Well, Teddy come to me to get your aggression hugging training.
:P
Please read the Court's reply very carefully. It said possible. Of course, by posting this, you are seriously reducing your chance.

Quote from: icarus on November 20, 2006, 01:04:08 PMAnd mr teddy accept his hugging therapy. He only suggest that Yonkey should follow such a training too so it never happens again that a teddy of yonkey will sue him for not hugging.
Mister Teddy and Mister Yonkey are still on trial and until a verdict has been spoken such training cannot start, if that were (part of) the Court's decision.

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 20, 2006, 02:59:42 PMwhy am i being caged?!?!  were all prisoners of the man.
Donta worry! Nobody-a is being caged! (faked Italian accent). :P No, seriously there will be no caging under this Court's Presidency

Quote from: racx_00 on November 20, 2006, 03:49:28 PMI'm sorry... but it's the doctors orders. :-\ :P
Doctor?
[shout]Is there a doctor in the Court?[/shout] ::)
The Court has not appointed a physician in this case (yet), and even if it had, the physician can only advise The Court to take certain measures but it is always the Court's decision!
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Gilgamesh

Quote from: copycat on November 20, 2006, 04:25:01 PM
Please read the Court's reply very carefully. It said possible. Of course, by posting this, you are seriously reducing your chance.

Thanks, I was thinking that I had to train that bear.
Then I wouldn't have any time for my worlddominationplans to be put into motion.
selling the moon in exchange for earth. XD
I still have to think a little bit longer if my plan will succeed. :P
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So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
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Insanity is my creation
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Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Pacman928

i hereby acuse gilgamesh of trying to take over the world!! ::)

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Yonkey

DUN DUN DUNNNN... :o


Wait a sec, we knew that already! :P
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."

Deloria

XD

I hereby accuse the majority of active forumers, of the same. ::)
 
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Gilgamesh

I already have found out that the moon isn't good enough, so I can't sell it for earth.
Maybe if I give Mars a few suns and some small moons I'll get earth. :P
Duke of all that is Good
Member of the GAA team
So Good that I'm looking Evil
Expert in hiding and disguise
Master of the sword and sword of the master
Insanity is my creation
King of Prussia

Evilness is in my blood
Don't blame me for losing against my excalipoor.
Realy I am sane, it's my other one that's insane.

Deloria

Oh, fine! Be that way, but the moon's perfectly good enough for me. ;P

But I agree, we should bribe Mars in order to gain another Earth. :yes:

 
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copycat

Quote from: Pacman928 on November 22, 2006, 03:26:01 PMi hereby acuse gilgamesh of trying to take over the world!! ::)
Hold that thought, like, until the current case has been ruled. :scholar:

Quote from: Deloria on November 23, 2006, 02:43:03 PMI hereby accuse the majority of active forumers, of the same. ::)
This semi-active forumer denies all accusations. :pleased:

Is it possible for both parties to give their final statement, after which the Court will go into deliberation behind closed doors and after careful consideration of all arguments will render its verdict, since we have no jury this time?
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Yonkey

*vaguely remembers what the case was even about but decides to make statement anyway XD*


This case is about a bear, and his owner.  The bear in question is Mr. Teddy, however I am not his owner. 

*sappy music plays*
Back when I was a little boy, I had hundreds of teddy bears.  (Ok, maybe not hundreds, more like 2. :P)  I cared for them greatly, and they were hugged often.  As time went on, I relied on them less and less, until the day came when they were no longer needed.  They were sold together, along with other toys from my childhood to some family that would enjoy them as much as I did. :)

Jump ahead 15 years or so, to the present day.  I stand accused of not hugging teddy bears, and one that goes by the name of Mr. Teddy, decided to use this court to viciously attack me, based on such a ludacris premise. :no: 

Not only did his definition of "hug" equate to strangulation, he also attacked that young man *points to Pacsanta* errr... that young man *points to Pacman*. XD

There is no place in this world for a bear like Mr. Teddy.  Confining him to the Asylum would put the Asylum staff and patients at risk.  Allowing Mr. Teddy to roam free is also not an option, and assigning ownership of Mr. Teddy to Gilgamesh is not much better.  Gilgamesh has said he would train the bear to help him with world domination, but for all we know, Mr. Teddy would take all the credit. :-\  Oh, and the whole world domination = ebil thing. XB

Mr. Teddy should pay for all the pain and suffering he caused.  The only way to do that is to confine him to a steel cage for eternity, so that he can never harm another soul again.

8)
"A wish changes nothing. A decision changes everything."