Magical Soda Machine

[PirateKingChris]

The machine becomes violently ill and pukes everywhere. 

*inserts Tums*

[angel0fmus1c]

The machine gets better.

*inserts "Classical Gas"*

[Nebel]

The machine farts :O

*inserts broadband adapter*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a dial tone...

*inserts picture frame*

[Elessar]

You receive a beautiful acrylic portrait of yourself.

*Fumbles a mysterious brown paper bag, which falls into the machine*

[Delling]

You get a fiery paper bag on your doorstep.

*inserts annoying things!*

[FataliOmega]

You get a semester project.

*inserts little green men*

[koko_99_2001]

You get little army men.

Hey, didn't that already happen?? Machine is making duplicates

*inserts barbeque chips*

[angel0fmus1c]

You get a barbeque.

*inserts FireFox*

[Delling]

You get a fox on fire... the ironic Magical Soda Machine returns to continue its rein of terror *would insert rein of terror but expects that he would get terror rain back*

*inserts ThunderBird* Let's see what it does with this.

[Nebel]

You get Lady Penelope

*inserts lightsabre*

[tessspoon]

You get the fake one Jeff was waving around in Carpenter lab yesterday...

*inserts this post but translated into binary*

[Delling]

You get it back in hexadecimal... now the soda machine's just being a jerk.

*inserts a lesson*

[PirateKingChris]

You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)

*inserts smacks*

[tessspoon]

You get a sheep that is 3/4 shaved. (Get it, less on?)

*short drumroll followed by a cymbal crash plays*

You get a frog.

*inserts a dead battery, two pieces of wire, and a piece of foil*

[Dangling]

You get a nifty hat to protect you from the aliens while simultaneously electrocuting you to death.  current > 100mA = 

*You insert the hammer brother shaped disco dancing robot of mass destruction (what I named my senior design project)*

[Delling]

You get... an explosion of Mario characters!

*inserts Sonic*

[FataliOmega]

You get Knuckles (tm.)

*inserts April 15th*

[koko_99_2001]

You get a tax refund

*inserts flowers*

[Tage7]

You get a basket of goodies.

*inserts 4 turtles*